DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM WITH YOUR MOTHER.

Actually, I'd not even recommend watching it with your goldfish. This film is best viewed with the sound turned down and without your glasses. If you don't wear glasses, try it with the sound turned down and wearing your mothers glasses. (That will also be a lot better for your mother and you do love your mother don't you?)
I save the rating of zero out of ten for those films that are so bad that I am confident that I will never encounter a worse film so this movie gets a solid zero out of ten with my full blessing.